zebbbbbitneverends:

WTH MY SISTER JUST SAID TO ME “when you were my age, did u ever wonder what you were gonna do in the future?”.. She’s two years older than me. 😂

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
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meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

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alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

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peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread
kingofconeyisland:

The Fault In Our Stars looks so good.

thearcflash:

caseyanthonyofficial:

If the US wins the world cup yall have to start calling it soccer

If the US wins the World Cup it means every other team dropped out

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